My sweetie just sent this image from the airport: Fresh squeezed mango juice! Oh Yum! But wait — with added water. Okay, diluted. And…what? Sweetened to taste? Whose taste? Mine? You don’t even know me! Help! Police!
The sign on this juice cracked us both up. They took some perfectly good fresh mangoes, squeezed them to make perfectly good fresh-squeezed mango juice…and then made it into standard, cheap, store-bought-style juice — watered down and with refined sugar added (though at least the juice isn’t heat processed so it’s still got its nutrients intact!).